Fundamentals of Thai

Fundamentals of Thai

(eBook)

This is an exact HTML-rendering of a real Thai grammar book. I bought my copy in 1988, and have been using it ever since. This grammar book is quite comprehensive, and includes the complete tone rules, as well as explanations of many Thai words and when they should be used, as opposed to a similar word. There are several appendices, including a phonetic dictionary.

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Your Thai Girl

Speak Easy Thai

Speak Easy Thai

(software)

Easy to use software for Windows that teaches the Thai alphabet, Thai tones, and Thai vocabulary. Includes Fundamentals of Thai Language (above) grammar eBook. Free updates forever, delivered by the Internet.

Download or CD-ROM

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60 Minutes to Learn the Thai Alphabet

(ebook - instant download)

The ebook has been developed for travellers, tourists, business people and anyone interested in learning the Thai Alphabet. We believe that it's an important book, as without a basic knowledge of letters, the building blocks of language, you are essentially illiterate in Thailand -- blind to warning signs, discounts, and basic communications. It's a barrier between you and the country, the people and the wealth of culture in Thailand.

The ebook is based on a visual memory system, where simple memorable pictures will enable you to instantly remember the shapes and sounds of the Thai letters, numbers and symbols. As simple as it looks, it was through a long process of trial-and-error that the system was rendered so cohesive, logical, and "simple". Developed over 2 years, the system embraces memory enhancing principles used by leading experts and knowledge workers. Relying on the human brain's incredible ability to memorise, store and recognise images, the book will make abstract and seemingly meaningless symbols into logical and easily-memorised pictures!

To become familiar with the system, you can download the book for free, and read the first section, before completing the purchase, and unlocking the entire book. Take a look, and see if it works for you: download here.

Joy's Thai Food Recipe eBook

(ebook - instant download)

• 101 Colorfully Illustrated Pages - packed with photos and instructions.
• 50 of Thailand's Favorite Thai Food Recipes!
• Step by Step instructions for Cooking all Recipes!
• Joy's Personal Stories about making the dishes at home - funny anecdotes that highlight the difference between Thai culture and western culture.
• Fully Printable so you can take it to the kitchen!
• Adobe PDF formatted - free reader available upon download.

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A Simple Guide to Meeting a Thai Woman

(ebook - instant download)

This is the kind of book that can change your life, no kidding! It gives you the facts you need to know to meet the girl of your dreams, and then establish a meaningful relationship (if that's what you want).

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Learn to Read Thai
in a Day

Learn to Read Thai in a Day

(ebook - instant download)

This fascinating ebook uses a completely non-linguistic approach to learning the Thai sounds and tones. It's an innovative way of learning to read Thai using strange looking cartoon characters to represent the Thai letters. Instead of complicated classes and tone levels, each letter has a gender - boy, girl, or ladyboy. The tones can then be derived from the personality characteristics of each letter.

The entire approach is based on visual thinking and imagination. We can remember pictures and stories almost without effort. But trying to memorize words through repetition and rote learning is boring, tiring, and very inefficient.

More information here.

Uncover the Secrets of Thai Bar Girls

Uncover the Secrets of Thai Bar Girls

(ebook - instant download)

Insider secrets on how and where to find a Thai woman who won't cheat, lie, or rob you.

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Thai Before You Know It

Thai Before You Know It

(software)

Thai BYKI Deluxe will teach you 2000 critical words and 500 phrases with an easy, addictive, and lightning-fast 3-step process. Play games, perfect your accent with native speaker sounds, test yourself, and take your learning with you on MP3 audio. Learn Thai Fast. Know It Forever!

US$50. Click the product image for more information.

Pattaya Girls

(ebook - instant download)

Did you know that in Pattaya you can meet beautiful girls during the day as easily as you can at night, and you don’t need to go to a bar to meet them! You just need to know where to look, and what to say when you meet them

Pattaya is a magical place. Beautiful girls come from all over Thailand in the hope of meeting a western man. Many of the girls who come to Pattaya operate in the pay for play zone. But there are also many girls who come here hoping to meet a man and hope to have a more traditional relationship. They may work in regular jobs or they may just spend their time looking for a western man. This ebook will show how you can meet these girls.

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Learn Thai Fast with the EuroTalk Complete Set

Learn Thai Fast with the
EuroTalk Complete Set

(book + 5 CDs)

If you are looking for a quick, easy and fun way to learn Thai, but
don’t know where to start, look no further. The EuroTalk Complete Set
begins with basic Thai vocabulary for beginners, before moving on to
longer phrases and conversation practice, advancing a little further
with each disc.

With EuroTalk’s advanced interactive software technology, learning
Thai is easy. Now you can learn on the go with EuroTalk's MP3 audio
system.

The EuroTalk method offers a fast, fun, and effective way to learn a new language. 15 million people worldwide agree. To ensure you are completely satisfied, all EuroTalk products are backed by their 90 day full money back guarantee. Free worldwide shipping on all orders!

US$100. Click the product image for more information.

Why Thailand?
A Guide for an Outrageous Vacation

Why Thailand?
A Guide for an Outrageous Vacation

"Me shy..."

Sooner or later, the following scene is guaranteed to play out for you in Thailand...

The girl dancing up on stage in little more than her birthday suit is working some serious bumps and grinds, showing off what nature has given her in the most captivating way.

You're hypnotized. You're mesmerized. You're seduced.

There comes a point when you need to have her. Like right now.

Once back in your room she showers. Upon exiting the bathroom, however, she insists on keeping her towel wrapped protectively around and, while looking up at you with puppy-dog eyes, innocently utters the dreaded words: "Me shy".

What in the world is going on?!!

What happened to the outrageous temptress in the bar?

And who the hell is this modest village maiden -- as pure and chaste as new fallen snow?

How you handle the next moment is absolutely critical in how the night will proceed.

Oh, you'll get laid. No question about that. But whether it's a night to remember or one you would rather forget depends on what you do at this point.

This is one of those times when it pays to know what you're doing. (And *this* is where the Why Thailand book comes in.)

If you become impatient, speak harshly, or roughly rip the towel away -- well, don't expect a great performance (certainly not the kind of erotic sweaty sex encounter many gentlemen prefer).

"Me shy" doesn't necessarily mean you're stuck with a star fish.

"Me shy" simply means she wants something other than money from you. And if you give her what she wants, you'll be richly rewarded with what you want.

IT'S A MATTER OF FACE

What you must understand is that Thai girls don't want to be seen as easy.

What Thai girls really want is to be sweet-talked and to be won over. To be courted -- or at least to go through the motions of it.

(Tip: "Me Shy" girls are super responsive to the magical effects of Thai sniff kisses.)

It may be playing with semantics, but Thai girls do not look upon themselves as prostitutes. They want to connect at some level.

It all comes back to Face. Face can drive you crazy with its subtlety. You need to become sensitive to when face is in play, and you need to know what to do.

Follow the Why Thailand guide and you'll be prepared to deal with Face -- even gaining some for yourself as well.

Get Why Thailand and Turn Your Thai Holiday into Your Thai Adventure

Best regards,
Steve Seltzer
Author, Why Thailand? A Guide for an Outrageous Vacation

Spoken Thai

Spoken Thai

(software)

Over 11,000 high quality sound files. Dictionary shows Thai script, English, and transliteration (phonetics). Includes "Basic Thai Lessons" - eBook containing 100 chapters.

only US$38; CD-ROM available for $12 extra.

Thai
Languages of the World
(transliterated)

Thai - Languages of the World

(software)

Listen, Understand, and Think Fast
In order to speak, you first have to understand. Use multiple listening activities to tune your ear and build vocabulary.

Advanced Analysis Will Perfect Your Accent
Revolutionary technology puts the most advanced pronunciation analysis available at your fingertips.

Participate in Real, Native Dialogs
Interactive conversation practice lets you participate in real dialogs to build valuable speaking & thinking skills.

• Learn thousands of words in Thai!
• Fully integrated native-speaker sound for every word and sentence.
• Record, playback, and compare.
• Advanced speech analysis helps you speak like a native.
• Interactive games.
• Listen & speak activities.
• Personal Progress Tracking.
• SlowSound to develop listening skills.

Price: Only US$20; immediate download. Click the product image to order.

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