5 Cent Words and 25 Cent Words

In North America, and probably elsewhere, up until the 1960s, many lawyers charged by the word for many kinds of contracts. If you needed a contract written for some business situation, such as making a loan, or buying a house, many lawyers would charge by the word. This gave rise to the expression "5 cent words and 25 cent words".

Since the amount of money the lawyer received was based on the number of words, contracts tended to be lengthy and confusing. For example, a contract would often begin with the words:

Hereafter let it be known that the party of the first part, Douglas Anderson, and the party of the second part, Joseph Schmuck, do hereby enter into an agreement to ...

That's 26 words, not counting the people's names, that could just have easily been said as:

Douglas Anderson and Joseph Schmuck agree to ...

Hey, that's only 3 words!

But at 5 cents a word, the lawyer would receive $1.30 for the first sentence, but only 15 cents for the second one. Guess which one the lawyer prefers?

Starting in the 1960s, there was a mass movement by consumer groups in North America to simplify contracts, and today, when you open an account at a bank you get a legal agreement defining the bank's responsibilities and your rights, and you can actually read and understand the contract.

In the old days, lawyers charged 5 cents for a short or common word, and 25 cents for a long or less common word. So the tendency was to use as many long words as possible. Why say résumé when you can say Curriculum Vitae?

There are many synonyms in English; when I teach English to people who don't know much English, I explain that English comes from many other languages all mixed up in one pot, and so there are many words that are similar and can be used interchangeably. I usually teach the simple word first, and explain that it is a 5 cent word (common word); then I teach the alternatives and explain they are 25 cent words.

You can translate the currency to whatever is used in your country: rupee, baht, crown, whatever.

Here are some 25 cent words and their 5 cent word equivalents:

25 cent word 5 cent word
fabricate make
Curriculum Vitae, CV résumé (UK); resume (USA)
pronounced ray-zoo-may in both cases
the party of the first part and the party of the second part we
cantor singer
repast meal, dinner
sojourn trip
parlous hazardous, dangerous
portentous exciting, foreboding
to provide assistance to to help
to assist  to help
superior better
redolent smells good
to be eligible to to be able to
to interchange to swap
to expedite to help
excrement poop, shit
to maximize to make bigger
to construct to build, to make
to transgress to break a law
to incorporate something to include something
intentional on purpose
transnational across the country
intraprovincial within the province
extraprovincial outside the province
locomotion movement
illustrate show

For the most part, these words can be used interchangeably. People with beginner's level English tend to use the 5 cent words most frequently. As you gain experience with English, you can use the less common, more sophisticated 25 cent words. There is a humorous expression that illustrates this:

"Up Shit Creek without a paddle" is a common American expression that means you are in trouble. Using 25 cent words, this becomes "Up Excrement River without a means of locomotion".

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Doug Anderson
Learning and Teaching English